By Ollie Irish
Johnny: “Yeah! Okay Nando, here’s your first lesson: how to take a FALL!”
Nando: “Ees okay Johnny – Rafa already taught me how to do that.”
Hearty thanks to Nef for the suggestion. That’s the second first-class Torres lookalike in one week (even if Shadowfax still rules in my book).
Got a Shit Lookalike for us? Email your suggestions to this address: ollie@anorak.co.uk