I can’t tell you how chuffed I am to able to combine Hollowatch with a Shit Lookalike. In his latest online column for BBC Sport, Ian Holloway claims that Avram Grant looks like a famous character from Wind in the Willows (not Beatrix Potter, as the Beeb claims).
Ian says: ‘If we’re talking lookalikes he’s Toad of Toad Hall, isn’t he? His eyebrows are so low down.’
Why was Ollie ‘talking lookalikes’? Is he a regular Pies reader? If so, please get in touch Ollie.