IT’S all in the caveman jawline for me. Apart from that, it’s proper shit – which is as it should be. There have been too many high–quality lookalikes of late. It has to stop.
What’s in your bag, Ben Foster? Show us what’s in your bag, you bastard…
“Some spare keeping gloves, a Vicks inhaler and a bottle of Lucozade.”
Send your Shit Lookalikes to ollie@anorak.co.uk