By Ollie Irish
When this lookalike occurred to me, whilst researching a photo essay on the young Platini, I thought ‘Hell yes Irish, you’ve cracked it! Platini looks exactly like Massa!’ It turns out they don’t look quite so similar, which actually makes it a more authentic Shit Lookalike, but also casts some doubt on my visual memory.
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