By Chris Wright
Vidic is the goliath at the heart of the Manchester United defence
Schnitzius is a former NBA basketball player, Hollywood actor (‘Eddie’ with Whoopi Goldberg…anybody? no?) and all-round high-rolling mullet aficionado
Submitted by Pies’ fan Porker – who adds that ‘hopefully everyone will start envisaging Vidic with the Schnitz’s insane lobster mullet on his head whenever they see him now’.
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