By Chris Wright
Cigarettes at eye-level? Horrible flashbacks!
While we’re on the subject of our favourite hipster bogbrush, it looks for all the world like Barton is to undergo a medical at QPR later today – with a three-year, £60,000-a-week deal said to be in the offing.
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