By Alan Duffy
West Brom’s Nigerian striker, with hair bleached blonde, failed to score in the Baggies’ dismal 3-0 defeat at the hands of Premier League new-boys, Swansea City.
US dancefloor diva Ultra Naté hasn’t scored a big (pop) hit of her own since the late nineties.
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