Sergio Aguero’s Title-Winning Goal, Now With Manic Mexican Musical Commentary (Video)

By Chris Wright

A new, mellifluous spin on the time-honoured medium of Latin goal commentary…

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLTHIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW, KUN AGUERO TURNED THE TITLE RACE ROUND, I’D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE, JUST SIT RIGHT THERE, WHILE I EXPEL ANOTHER HUGE LUNGFUL OF HOT AIRGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!”

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11 Comments

  1. bored says:

    in west argentina, born and raised
    on the playground, is where i spent most of my days
    chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool
    dreamin river’s nex star would be aguero kun

    then i played for river, and was kind of good
    madrid asked me to join and i said i would
    I scored more goals, cause my talent is rare
    I even had time to make maradona’s heir

    i asked for a move and when it came near
    the owner was a prince with human rights nowhere near
    the club has no history, but i dont care
    i’ll get paid shit loads and win player of the year

    I cost quite a few million, bout 30 plus 8
    and i yelled to carlos, go home smell ya later
    scored the big goal, i was finally there, to sit on my throne
    as the prince of citeh

    it’s amazing how much you’ll do to avoid revision

  2. rodrigo says:

    it’s an argentinian narrator, actually

  3. kkk says:

    Mexican, Argentinian, ??? It’s all the same to the Brits…

  4. Diego says:

    Argentino, master.

  5. Sebastián says:

    It’s actually Argentinian!! Don’t even compare them to Mexicans. Mexican match commentators are ridiculously boring and depressing.

  6. Toz says:

    I don’t see why anyone enjoys this shit.

  7. Hater says:

    @Sebastian, you obviously hate Mexicans because they are not boring commentators at all. They are the ones that started the long gooooooll chant. Just check out “El Perro” Bermudez. Youre so ignorant.

  8. Leo says:

    It is Argentinian, not Mexican. Argentinians are just too stupid and boring… It’s like comparing an English with a Yankee..
    The comparison hurt me.

  9. njas2000 says:

    1. He’s Argentinian
    2. Sorry he’s not as entertaining as a British guy… “Oh it’s a goal! What a cracker! Well done that!” Give me a break.

  10. Toz says:

    @njas

    I never said British commentators were more entertaining. Personally, I absolutely hate the shite commentating on Sky, Setanta and especially on ESPN.

  11. Anonymous says:

    1) He played for Independiente not River, he had the Independiente flag when receiving the trophy…just saying
    2)Mexican narrators are stupid, especially the ones on Univision, I have to suffer hearing these morons for every major cup

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