Aleksandar Kolarov Will Not Sing For You This Christmas Unless His Demands Are Met… (Video)

Chris Wright

1st, December 2014


By Chris Wright

We probably don’t need to remind you as you’ve no doubt been unable to erase it from your waking nightmares ever since, but Aleksandar Kolarov has carved himself a bit of a niche these past two years with his bleak, harrowing spoken-word folk-poetry recitals of your favourite festive tunes as part of Man City’s annual Youtube advent calendar.

However, the Serbian left-back has had quite enough of the fun and frolics and is refusing to act as the club’s performing monkey for 2014 unless fans are willing to meet his disturbingly stern demands…

Something tells us you better do what he says.