By Ollie Irish
In another life England goalkeeper Joe Hart would be a Scottish women’s rugby international. I see him as a burly, red-cheeked forward, and there’s every chance he’d be related to Colin Hendry – Jo McHart, his sports-mad niece, perhaps?
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