By Ollie Irish
In another life, Nigel ‘The Eastlands Assassin’ De Jong is a feared middleweight boxing world champion, albeit one with dubious taste in underwear.
Bonus points for anyone who guesses which real boxing champ’s body we used for this Photoshoppery?
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