Man City Bring In Lawyers After Carlos Tevez Takes Impromptu City Break In Bueno Aires

Chris Wright

9th, November 2011


By Chris Wright

There’s only one thing that Carlos Tevez loves more than a spur-of-the-moment South American city break with the kids and that’s breaching his Man City contract, so you can imagine just how giddy he was after succesfully managing to combined this two twin passions yesterday.

Sprogs in tow, Tevez was filmed by local news crews touching down at Ezeiza Airport in Buenos Aires on Tuesday morning (the very day he declared that he wasn’t going to be contesting his reduced £396,000 fine for ‘failing to warm up’ in Munich), despite having his request to return home to Argentina officially declined by Roberto Mancini.

In fairness, yesterday was apparently a designated day off, but Tevez is part-way through a rigorous fitness regime at City and was/is expected to report to training at Carrington this morning though, what with his last known whereabouts being some 7,000 miles away, it’s not looking overly promising – and you know what another no-show means? Breach of mother-humpin’ contract!

Don’t you just get the feeling that 00:01am, January 1st 2012 can’t come soon enough for City?

UPDATE: Surprise, surprise! Tevez indeed failed to show up to training as predicted. Man City are now seeking legal advice.

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  1. Sultan says:

    Oh Tevez…does he have some mental disorder ?

  2. Papi says:

    An absolute disgrace to the game.

  3. brushman says:

    The Guy must be a complete tool. He was revered 5 months ago now he is a big fat ZERO. Which club would take him after this?? He must be receiving some really crap advice!!!

  4. Harry says:

    Terminate his contract. I know they paid alot of money for him but he isn’t worth anything in South America or in the reserves. Lets some other filthy rich club have him for a season..

  5. JJ says:

    YES !! Please terminate his contract so Liverpool can sign him for 10M.

  6. The Ostrich says:

    They should send him to a third tier Ukranian team as punishment.

  7. citd says:

    He’s a muppet, a law unto himself it seems, but what really annoys me is this: City can make and are making a statement because they can afford to make other players realise the clubs comes first. For to long players have had the power to walk away from contracts because of their value, city can afford to sit him with the stiffs, my gripe is that twot in london they are hailing as the new england savour, Rednapp the cockney wide boy said he will have him on loan in january, we know he’s corrupt and if he does become england manager…well, let’s see what he does with the dross available.

  8. Carlos Tevez is autistic,an idiot savant who is great at what he does that’s why he doesn’t get tired and just runs all the time. He feels no pain because his brain doesn’t let him feel anything. Can’t you see how he just chases the ball like a dog or cat?

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