Proof If Proof Were Needed That Wayne Rooney Is World’s First Burger Created In A Test Tube (Video)

Chris Wright

6th, August 2013


By Chris Wright

We’ve long pontificated that Wayne Rooney looks like a steaming joint of boiled ham with facial features drawn on in biro, and now our suspicions have finally been confirmed to be 100% correct courtesy of a breaking Sky News report this afternoon.

It’s official: Wayne Rooney was the first ever hamburger to be created in a test tube…

We knew it! We bloody knew it!