Horror Hair Stalwart Marouane Fellaini Has Shaved His Big Belgian Afro Off!

Chris Wright

10th, July 2014


By Chris Wright

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The hour is nigh and the deed is done. This is no David Luiz-style hoax. Veteran ‘Horror Hair’ legend Marouane Fellaini has shaved his afro off!

Presumably in an effort to sneak past Louis van Gaal’s imminent squad cull at Manchester United, Fellaini has taken a pair of reinforced industrial sheers to his mangy, matted wire-wool hair mound and relieved himself of the entire thing…

‘Tis a dark day…a truly dark day.

Not sure if it’s a case of him looking any better/worse either, really – just that now he looks like that untrustworthy guy who stands on the back of your bumper car at the fair.

(Image via Studio Brussel)

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  1. JUSSY says:


  2. Ron says:

    Why do people wear stupid fucking t-shirts with dumb shit all over them? And, when did t-shirts become formal wear? I hate seeing people at red carpet events with some t-shirt that looks as if something spilled a bunch of paint all over it. Ugh.

    Yep, not sure he looks that much better. A face only a mother could love?

  3. Wynton says:

    Looks almost human now. Almost…

  4. squiggle says:

    He looks like he should be singing with Jane’s Addiction.

  5. Jarren says:

    @Ron: i59.tinypic.com/50o58i.jpg

  6. thomess says:

    The fro’ took the attention away from his rat-like features… Ah well, he can still stand beside Wayne ‘head like a dropped pie’ Rooney and be considered moderately handsome.

  7. Rob says:

    “he looks like that untrustworthy guy who stands on the back of your bumper car at the fair.”


  8. Del says:

    le gasp! how will i identify him on the pitch now?

  9. Captain Obvious says:

    Looks like a photo from “Slenderman’s Big Day on the Town”

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