Manchester United have agreed a new three-year contract with Ashley Young.
The new deal is seen as a reward for Young’s performances last season. The winger started more league games in 2014-15 than in his previous three years at the club.
Of course, the highlight was not Young’s sharp shooting (13 goals in 115 appearances), rather that of a bird who dropped a turd in Ashley’s mouth…
The former Aston Villa, who signed for United in 2011, will earn £120,000-a-week plus bonuses which is nice work if you can get it.