As well as obviously possessing twice the testicular quota of most men, Juan Mata is also very, very good at this football lark.
In fact, just mucking around on his official Youtube channel, the Manchester United string-puller decided to have a go at some blindfolded free-kick trick shots.
Turns out Mata could indeed play football in his sleep if he so chose…
Okay, okay, Juan – we get it: you’re better than us.
What’s Spanish for ‘don’t start getting cocky, sunshine’?