Speaking as members of the increasingly scant minority of people who actually prefer football without all the diving, conniving, wimpiness, cheating, feigning and deception, all we could do was laugh heartily when CSKA Moscow midfielder Pontus Wernbloom pulled this little beauty out of the bag against Manchester United…
Ref, already poised diligently with whistle in mouth, goes and gives the sodding free-kick.
We despair. We really do.