Man Utd: Jose Mourinho Confirms Wayne Rooney Will Not Be Playing In Midfield Again Any Time Soon

Chris Wright

5th, July 2016



“Just hurry up and take the picture. I’ve got a tuna panini on the go over there.”

Jose Mourinho has addressed the press for the first time as Manchester United manager this morning.

The chatter covered many bases, but by far the most entertaining segment was Mourinho’s thoughts on Wayne Rooney’s role in future proceedings.

Having spent the majority of the 2015/16 season slinging largely ineffective 50-yard passes horizontally across the half-way line, Mourinho sought to assure United fans that Rooney will never be stationed in midfield again so long as he has any say in the matter.

The Portuguese coach spoke of wanting “specialists” in his team rather than “multi-functional” players before explicitly promising that Rooney wouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the middle of the pitch on his watch.

In football there are many jobs on the field. The one that is more difficult to find is the one who puts the ball in the net.

Players change their characteristics with age, so its normal that they change a little bit. But the natural appetite to put the ball in the net never changes.

Maybe [Rooney] is not a No.9 anymore but he will never, with me, be a No.6.

He will never be 50 metres from the goal. Yes, his pass is amazing, but my pass is also amazing without pressure.

For me he will be a No.9 or a No.10 or a No.9.5, but with me he will never be a No.6 or a even No.8.

Thank. Christ.

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  1. Oh boy says:

    Just ship him off to the MLS. He’s a nail in the coffin to keep around. Play him and you’ll get no results. Put him on the bench and the press will scream bloody murder if you still don’t manage a win.

  2. SA says:

    A new system, probably works for everyone. No defending first like moyes or whatever lvg was up to , as a lifetime Red I think we will win the league this year.

  3. Red Nose Scouse says:

    All right, looks like he’ll be on the bench then.

  4. Zlatans_ponytail says:

    Sell him while you can. The captain who couldn’t beat Iceland. Not worth thousands a week.

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