Man Utd: Jesse Lingard’s ‘Dab University’ Tutorial Is Easily The Most Cringeworthy Thing You’ll See Today (Video)

Chris Wright

28th, July 2016



As you may be vaguely aware, Manchester United youngster Jesse Lingard has been trying to force his silly ‘Dab’ dance on all and sundry for quite some time after adopting it not only as his goal celebration of choice, but as an overall general modus operandi for life.

Indeed, he’s even taken to referring to himself as ‘The Dabberman’ in public. It’s gotten *that* embarrassing.

Well, the good news is that in one fell swoop the Dab is officially over, and at the very hand of the Dabberman himself. The irony, oh, the irony.

Thanks to this mortifyingly embarrassing viral attempt from United sponsors Chevrolet, the Dab must surely have died before our eyes.

We present to you, the worst thing you’ll see this week.

Christ alone know what Tim Fosu-Mensah and Cameron Borthwick-Jackson did wrong to end up involved in that mess, the poor buggers

Seems like cruel and unusual punishment to us.

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  1. Geraldo says:

    “Indeed, he’s even taken to referring to himself as ‘The Dabberman’ in public. It’s gotten *that* embarrassing.”…Not as embarrassing as using cringeworthy American English words like “gotten” in an article about an English footballer…

  2. Michael Winner says:

    @Geraldo – Calm down dear, it’s a commercial

  3. Anonymous says:

    One of the biggest twats in the league if you ask me

  4. Dunne Wivvit says:

    That’s it, I’m out. The money situation has “gotten” so OTT, what with families living hand-to-mouth in so-called civilised parts of the world. What’s so civilised about rampant, out-of-control capitalism coupled with a society that celebrates the infantile?

    It’s a depraved, sick joke, and I’ll have none of it.

  5. Jarren says:

    It’s inoffensive, and actually less annoying than that Griezmann one.

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