Official: Paul Pogba Finally Puts Us All Out Of Our Misery By Completing Man Utd Return (Photo)

Chris Wright

9th, August 2016



Photo: @ManUtd/Twitter

If, like Pies, you’ve heard Paul Pogba’s name (and purported transfer fee) so many times over the past month or so that it’s begun to sound like little more than a weird, meaningless abstract noise, then fret no longer. It’s done. It’s finally over.

As of last night, Manchester United officially confirmed that their prodigal son has returned to the flock, thus becoming the most expensive footballer in the history of everything ever in the process.

The 23-year-old French midfielder has signed a five-year deal at United, with the Premier League side shovelling some £89million (roughly €105million) into Juventus’ club coffers to get their man.

Strange amount of corporate branding all over the deal, no? We’re sure it’s just coincidence that United are an Adidas club and Pogba is an Adidas athlete.

Anyway, the main thing is that it’s over. Finally… over.

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  1. Davy says:

    Rejoice \o/

  2. Guy says:

    Forget about the fee and ‘where the game is going’. We are saying ‘where the game is going’ since Newcastle bought Shearer. The fact is he’s one of the best players in the world and he is only 23.

    This is a fantastic reinforcement and United can easily pay the 89m, we know that.

  3. Jimbo says:

    Get ready for Bale to United now

  4. Rob says:

    At least they didn’t make the mistake of buying him after having good tournament

  5. Jarren says:

    Seems like a nice lad.

    Looking forward to some crackers this season from him.

    I’ll bet his first goal is a 30-yard screamer on the volley, in off the crossbar :D

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