By Ollie Irish
Shorts!
“That was touching ball, you c**t.”
If you wanted any more proof that the world’s most successful sports people tend to be competitive assholes who hate to lose at anything, then Theo Walcott provided it this week. The Arsenal winger revealed that whilst on duty for England at the 2006 World Cup, Wayne Rooney once lost a game of snooker and was so annoyed that he broke his cue. [Via Sport]
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A survey has revealed than men think about Aston Villa striker Emile Heskey when they want to make sex last longer. I really don’t know what to think about to get rid of this mental image. [Via Goaly Moly]
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Stoke defender Abdoulaye Faye (for my money, one of the scariest players in the Premier League) has been accused of punching team-mate Glenn Whelan in the face after Sunday’s pathetic capitulation at Chelsea. Whelan reportedly upbraided Faye for wearing flip-flops in a warm-up session before the match, and it all went downhill from there, leading to an alleged smack in the face for the Irishman. This isn’t the first time this season that Stoke have been involved in an in-house bust-up – remember Tony Pulis and James Beattie? [Via Guardian]