‘New Year, New Look’ – Horror Hair Stalwart Marouane Fellaini Shaves Off Dense Wire-Wool Head Shrubbery In Run Up To 31st Birthday

Chris Wright

14th, November 2018


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In football, as in life, Pies assumed – foolhardily it would appear – that there were certain universal constants we would always be able to rely upon: Marouane Fellaini sporting a vast nest of dense, overgrown shrubbery atop his massive Belgian head being one of the few.

However, shortly before his 31st birthday (it’s actually on 22nd November), the Manchester United midfielder broke the stunning news that he has chosen to rid himself of his famous wiry plumage to reveal a streamlined new look…

Photo: @fellaini/Twitter

*Sniff* ‘Tis a bleak, bleak day.

Nice to see he’s still rocking that single gold ear-ring like he’s the regional chairman of Greater Manchester Narrow Boat Society though.

At least we’ll always have that.