In fairness, Marouane Fellaini did prove to be Manchester United’s match-winner against Young Boys on Tuesday night but in all honesty the omens in the tunnel pre-kick-off were not good.
Tasked with marking a 10-year-old mascot, Fellaini somehow let his man slip at a crucial point in the move, leaving the Belgian frantically scurrying around trying to recover lost ground…
The little urchin in question is stood behind the last Young Boys player in the opposite queue, leaving Fellaini hopelessly baffled.
Still, after scoring against Young Boys, Fellaini has now amassed the exact same amount of European Cup goals (two) as Diego Maradona managed over his entire career, which is just about as ridiculous as stats get (h/t: @oilysailor).
Half man/half meme.