By Ollie Irish
Lasagne Diarra, delicious with a cheeky glass of Merlot
A new rumour in heaven tonight: Man Utd want to sign Real Madrid midfielder Lassana Diarra (@ Mirror).
This one actually makes sense, as with Sami Khedira now installed at the Bernabeu, you imagine Diarra’s first-team chances will be strictly limited this season. Real would probably accept a bid of around £12-15m for the Frenchman, who is still only 25 but very experienced for his years.
Whilst he’s clearly not the most loyal of players, I rate Lass highly and he’d certainly be a good addition to United’s squad, especially as poor Owen Hargreaves will never, ever be fit again.
You fancy a hot helping of Lasagne, United fans?