Panto villain Cristiano Ronaldo (pictured) happy to stay at Man U. England rejoices. [Football 365]
A tearful Jurgen Klinsmann quits Germany. Will Klinsy be new coach of USA? [Soccernet]
Zinedine Zidane to speak on TV for first time since you-know-what. Will he reveal all? [Guardian]
Spurs boss Martin Jol ‘swoops’ (an unlikely adjective) for Darren Bent. [Mirror]
Marcello Lippi resigns as Italy coach. Good timing. [TEAMtalk]