By Ollie Irish
What you can’t see in this video is the tail tucked firmly between Wayne’s pale, ginger legs. Neither can you see Fergie just off camera, weighing up a baseball bat in his hand and chewing gum furiously.
And yet, despite Rooney’s ill-judged behaviour, I can’t help but warm to him in this interview. He’s not quite the thick chav we often paint him as – he’s a passionate, ambitious young man who just wants to win. If he can, erm, pick up prossies and, erm, cash along the way, well, erm, that’s, erm, a bonus. Erm.