Gawd, if it wasn’t for young Cristiano, what would I have to write about in mid-July? Anyway, if you like irony and you like t-shirts, then you might want to check out this little number, courtesy of Tshirts365, the wags.
They also do Popular in Wales and Popular in Ireland versions (all priced around £15, depending on your size), just in case you were in any doubt that our Celtic cousins love nothing more than to see England fail.