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Westlife will perform at the wedding of Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin. Westlife are apparently Coleen’s favourite band. How vomit-inducing sweet.
The couple are getting married on 14 June in Italy and are rumoured to be spending £3m on the bash, thanks mostly to OK! magazine. God knows how much Westlife will want out of that wedge.
According to Holy Moly!, “Wayne has gone to a lot of trouble booking the band despite having the piss taken out of him for it by all his teammates.” Quite right too.
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