Friday’s news balls
Spanked by Yanks West Ham lost 3-2 to David Beckham’s MLS All-Stars. [The Spoiler]
Unsafe hands Spurs keeper Paul Robinson off to Blackburn in a £3.5m deal. Robbo will replace Brad Friedel, who is off to Aston Villa. [Mirror]
The Joy of Cesc Fabregas visits Disneyland, wears Mickey Mouse-themed wizard’s hat. [Kickette]
Fergie’s choice Sir Alex Ferguson will help select his replacement at Old Trafford. Jose Mourinho, anyone? [Guardian]
Kit parade West Brom can’t find a shirt sponsor. [Times]