Football shorts: Rob Schneider hearts West Ham, Cristiano Ronaldo won’t negotiate, Spurs want Pavlyuchenko


31st, July 2008

Thursday’s news balls, inflated to the max
2717384474_17027e3c71_o.jpgDeuce Bigalow (aka Rob Schneider) snapped wearing West Ham shirt. Oh, and drunk [The Offside Rules]
C-Ron says his move to Real Madrid is “non-negotiable”. Fergie might have something to say about that [The Spoiler]
Tottenham have held talks with Spartak Moscow striker Roman Pavlyuchenko [BBC]
Revealed, the name of Michael Carrick’s baby daughter… [Kickette]
Fulham legend Brian McBride signs for Chicago Fire [Reuters]
Peter Kenyon is Hellboy [Guardian]
Lionel Messi told to play for Argentina in Olympics. [The Sun]