Shit Lookalikes: Angry Craig Bellamy v Angry Roy Keane

Ollie Irish

6th, August 2009

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The photo on the right was taken just last night, during Man City’s “friendly” at Rangers (City lost 3-2, btw). Bellamy, a former Celtic player, got a frightful amount of stick from the crowd, and he reacted by doing his usual impression of an angry little prick with a bad case of short man syndrome. In this shot, Bellamy looms over Lee McCulloch in a manner that’s eerily reminiscent of Roy Keane v Haaland, round 2.
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34 Comments

  1. Kipp says:

    Jesus christ look at keanes left leg!

  2. Max says:

    I would love to see you calling Bellamy a “little prick” to his face, arsehole.

  3. Alex says:

    Well if he never signed anything and I asked him too (like at the end of that video on the bbc website), I would have had no hesitation of telling him exactly what I think of him cameras in front of me or not, hes is a vile cretin, nobody likes him, he doesnt care because hes too full of himself.

  4. simon says:

    well its usually the other palyer on the ground after elbows McCulloch has done his thing
    so karma methinks

  5. george says:

    roy keane is a cunt

  6. craig bellamy says:

    come on then you knob

  7. rubbertoe says:

    Craig Bellamy and Roy Keane – true hunskelpers. Bellamy will be back

  8. TheWeeMan says:

    Bellamy (or Bellendamy as I prefer to call him) is an odius little cretin who is little more than a thug.
    He is vastly overrated, of little intelligence, not very good at putting the ball in the net and completely up his own arse.
    He should jet of elsewhere aling with his like-minded associate Mr Barton.

  9. Alan S says:

    Were you even at the match…..
    That shitbag McCullach tried to break Bellamy’s leg !!

  10. TheWeeMan says:

    Hahahahaha, so he did Alan S!!!
    Are you having a fucking laugh??
    It was a 50/50 ball and Bellendamy went in with his studs showing.
    Yes, I was the match. And the ‘tackle’ was right in front of me.

  11. Dan says:

    “that shitbag McCulloch”? I think he was simply trying to do humanity a favour by removing that bastard from the game

  12. CiTyBlUe says:

    McCullach is a dirty bastard, Rangers fans are a Disgrace, Racist and completely Inhospitable and Rangers football club are an utter disgrace for letting their fans act like idiiots.
    It was a mistake by City letting Rangers have the privilage, Celtic football club are a credit to Glasgow, that can not be said for Rangers.

  13. The Facts says:

    CiTyBlue at leats the filthy black flag of islam will not fly over ibrox ya english fud Up the Man Utd. And

  14. The Fact says:

    That little fuker should get the cancer hes a wee welsh knob

  15. The Facts says:

    Bellamy me fukin sister could knock him oot

  16. TheWeeMan says:

    CiTyBlUe,
    First, I know fine well you’re a tarrier in disguise.
    Second, I think you should read up on the history of the Rangers supporters in comparison to celtic fans before you start spouting pish.
    Third, ask any of the City fans that were at the match last night if they thought we were good hosts. They had a brilliant time and socialised with the home fans no problem.
    Fourth, go and learn to spell McCulloch FFS!!!
    Fifth, why post twice under different usernames….Alan S and Shittyblue?? Your spelling of McCulloch gives you away.
    Sixth, I feel sorry for you.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Unbelievable lets hope not all Rangers fans are as racist and small minded as Mr The Fact!

  18. The Fact says:

    Hey Anonymous what makes me racist and small minded and how the fuk do come to the conclusion im a rangers fan ya fukin muppet. If yer that good gimme the fukin lottery numbers ya tosser. Long live Man Utd

  19. ChrissMari says:

    I’d call Bellamy a little prick to his face. Mind you, I’m a woman, but he is a fucking little prick.
    CTID

  20. The Fact says:

    hey Anonymous there is nobody more racist and small minded than arab shieks who cut the hands of children for stealing food to survive ya moron

  21. Kipp says:

    seriously, keanes left leg!

  22. anonymous says:

    small minded, the uda put 10 year old boy in hospital,i am so glad peaple now see rangers for what they are animals who use good name of britain as excuse for repeated racist and sectarian ,bile. and clear anti social behaviour.please rangers join the human race and grow up.

  23. big jock knew says:

    Bellamy (or Bellendamy is a little fool ,,,when at celtic sorry castle greyskull,,,,he told a player in game v kille his gardener got more a week than the player,,,, the lad is a fool,,,well done big lee ,,,come on then you knob
    if u give it take it back ,,,im not worried about the tackle or player but tell you the player was cheered so why bring it up tosser

  24. Delboy says:

    Oh good, yet another fair, balanced and not in the least bit childish/borderline retarded meeting of Old Firm minds…

  25. Anonymous says:

    what an arsehole you are, who do you think Bellamy is? i would knock the little turd out if i got the chance, this little spunk bucket had the audacity to ask fellow professionals, how much do you get paid, you be cutting my grass in the summer. If you want to defend an arsehole like that good on you! By the way Man City wont win a thing with him at the club so i hope you are not a city supporter.

  26. Anonymous says:

    We may have a few unwelcome elements within our support, but don’t tar us with same brush as the mhanky mob that supported and celebrated the bombings of British cities including Manchester!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Oi, Big Jock Knew – it was the good guys who came from Castle Greyskull (Celtic Park)
    Skeletor (aka Mc Culloch) comes from Snake Mountain (Ibrox)……

  28. Allan Smith says:

    I take it Bellend wasn’t watching that thug Richard Dunne all game?
    Its a shame Big Lee didn’t cripple the no neck taig.

  29. big jock knew says:

    Anonymous | August 6, 2009 2:19 PM | Reply
    Oi, Big Jock Knew – it was the good guys who came from Castle Greyskull (Celtic Park)
    Skeletor (aka Mc Culloch) comes from Snake Mountain (Ibrox)……
    Bellendamy is a little fool ,,,when at celtic sorry castle greyskull he was not very good 6 mill he was worth now he is worth 20 mill what has he done that i have missed he is average player and will cause trouble ,,,man city are bad lol,,,,,just like sellick
    BIG JOCK KNEW

  30. big jock knew says:

    Anonymous replied to comment from Max | August 6, 2009 2:11 PM | Reply
    what an arsehole you are, who do you think Bellamy is? i would knock the little turd out if i got the chance, this little spunk bucket had the audacity to ask fellow professionals, how much do you get paid, you be cutting my grass in the summer. If you want to defend an arsehole like that good on you! By the way Man City wont win a thing with him at the club so i hope you are not a city supporter.
    YES MATE SO TRUE

  31. mizman says:

    please never compare these two again. bellamy is a little prick who is not fit enough to lick the shit of keano’s shoe….
    rant over

  32. Blue says:

    What a load of MORONS you are, the lot of you, you know nothing about football, you are just foul mouthed, racist, ignorant, illiterate, tossers

  33. BluE MoOn says:

    Ud Love Bellamy At Ur Clubs After His Performence This Season!

  34. seanBCFC says:

    bellamys a funny bloke

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