You can – at time of posting – buy an album of Man Utd chants on Amazon’s MP3 store. Track four lasts 30 seconds and goes something like this:
“Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!
Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile!”
Yours for a bargain 69p.
Hmm, weren’t some United fans singing this at Arsene Wenger last weekend? That’s what I heard.
I’m sure Amazon will take this down very soon, but you have to ask: how the hell was it approved in the first place?
The album also includes such modern classics as “Same old Arsenal, alway cheating” and “Build a bonfire”, a charming little song that speaks of chucking Scousers onto a bonfire.