This:
Can’t dispute many selections of the Manchester United Fergie Dream Team (no C-Ron?!), selected by the sage readers of ManUtd.com, but Silvestre above Denis Irwin at left-back!! Talk sense.
It’s political correctness gone mad (not really), but of course Denis is too nice to make a song and dance about it. If it was me, I’d go off like a giant firework:
“Mikael fucking Silvestre! You have got to be shitting me, sage readers of ManUtd.com! That bean-headed eejut! Seriously? Jesus wept, begorrah etc.”
NEVER forget the Power of the Irwin.