By Ollie Irish
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Rio Ferdinand mocks Carlos Tevez’s goal celebration after Man Utd’s League Cup win. Braaaap! [Republik Of Mancunia]
Still on Rio – he’s set to appeal against his four-match ban [BBC]
Ashley Cole banned from driving for four months, after driving very fast to get away from paparazzi. That’s his story [Guardian]
Newcastle United “very keen” to sign Crystal Palace starlet Victor Moses [Mirror]
Fergie asks Man Yoo fans to stop it already with the Arsene Wenger “paedophile” chants [Mail]
Garry Cook is the new Peter Kenyon [The Spoiler]
Gerard Pique wants you to buy biscuits [Kickette]
Andres Iniesta is a sex machine, indirectly [The Offside]