This week in Haiku Corner, we try not to think too much about Steve McClaren and the England situation (it would only make us angry and f**k with our karma). Instead, we pay tribute to Super Lawrie Sanchez, Crazy Gang-member-for-life and bloody good international manager. He’s transformed (transformed, Transformer… see what we’ve done there?) Northern Ireland from a laughing stock who couldn’t score into table-topping giants. Well done Lawrie, have a haiku on us…
Is he Blue Lawrie?
Red Lawrie, Yellow Lawrie?
No, he’s Green Lawrie.