One of the most celebrated songs by cult German band Die Toten Hosen (‘The Dead Trousers’, literally) is ‘Bayern’, which is actually an anti-Bayern Munich song. Here’s the video to said song:
If any German readers can provide Pies with a good translation of the lyrics, that would be great. Our A-level German is not so hot these days, but I think the basic message is that you should support a team for a good reason, not purely because they are successful or famous or rich (in FC Hollywood’s case, all three).