Don’t f**k with Juan Toja…


19th, July 2007


75475449.jpgSeriously, he’d kick your f**king ass from here to wherever he wanted to kick your ass to. Look at that mean stare, WWF-wrestling pose and wonderfully conditioned hair. Toja means business.
The Columbian native was recently selected to the MLS All-Star First XI that’s due to play Celtic later today, at Dick’s Sporting Goods Park (love that stadium name) in Commerce City, Colorado. At 22 years old, Toja is the youngest member of the MLS All-Stars. But that doesn’t mean he couldn’t kick your ass.
By the way, the MLS All-Stars line-up as follows: Matt Reis (New England Revolution); Jonathan Bornstein (Chivas USA), Jimmy Conrad (Kansas City Wizards), Michael Parkhurst (Revolution); Ricardo Clark (Houston Dynamo), Dwayne De Rosario (Dynamo), Christian Gomez (D.C. United), Shalrie Joseph (Revolution), Juan Toja (FC Dallas); Juan Pablo Angel (Red Bull New York), Eddie Johnson (Wizards)
Click the link below to watch a YouTube vid of him doing what he does best…

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  1. Allen says:

    Toja’s committed 61 fouls in 18 games. That’s right, more than most any player would commit in a 32 game season let alone only in 18 games. At this pace he’s going to blow away Diego Serna’s record of 83 in 31 games (IIRC). Toja’s on pace to commit 102 fouls in 30 games. Talk about persistent infringement!

  2. Lforaday says:

    Jim Morrison shit lookalike?