We’re not sure about anyone else but the site of seeing Alan Shearer’s ever-receding hairline when we sit down to watch Match of the Day is starting to wear thin – has anyone been so determined to stave off baldness since Bobby Charlton and his combover?
The small tuft on Shearer’s fringe has begun to separate from the rest of his hair like a barren island drifting in a sea of spam – you can almost count the strands of hair saving him from baldness!
It’s hair today but should it be gone tomorrow?