Shit Lookalikes – Andrei Arshavin and Oliver Twist Ollie Irish 4th, April 2008 “Please, sir, I want some more goals.” “Sorry, Andrei, you’ve scored one now give your team-mates a chance.” And he did. After Arshavin’s opener, Zenit St Petersburg went onto beat Bayer Leverkusen 1-4 in the Uefa Cup last night.