By Chris Wright
Always nice to see such lovingly sculpted balls
The £25,000 ox sculpture that stands outside Oxford United’s Kassam Stadium has been besmirched!
The BBC are reporting that vandals covered the bovinous (probably not a word) statue in bright pink paint late last night, with the words ‘GOTTA LOVE ART’ then daubed onto the marble plinth underneath.
After ‘steaking’ out the scene, police are now appealing for witnesses…
Sorry.