By Chris Wright
Presenting: The cheapest-looking thing in Dubai for the 50 weeks a year that Wayne and Colleen aren’t in residence…
Saints be praised, Al Wasl’s new coach Diego Maradona has passed his UAE driving test – a fact which the Belhasa Driving Centre in Dubai celebrated by shoe-horning him in to one of the most awkward football-themed adverts since Turkish Airlines decided it should be Ryan Giggs that was shown chatting up the stewardess…
Thanks to Pies fan Dino for the nudge.