By Chris Wright
Here’s Newcastle’s lost cause, Nile Ranger (days after being convicted on two counts of assault, Ranger has now been barred from playing for the Newcastle first team by Alan Pardew until he manages to show up for work on time every day for six weeks on the trot – no-one is particularly confident), channeling Davie B and Micky J’s finest hour by quite literally dancing in the street, probably instead of going to training…
Compare and contrast…
“It doesn’t matter what you wear…” though try and stay away from satin leopard-print harem bodysuits if at all possible.
(Via OTP)