Video: The Newcastle United Moustache Challenge – Joey Barton FTW

Ollie Irish

16th, August 2010


By Ollie Irish

Best tache goes to… Joey Barton, who currently looks like a WWII fighter pilot. Andy Carroll’s facial furniture is a f*cking disgrace, frankly.

In other news, I would love it, just love it, if Newcastle don’t win a game until 2011. By then, Barton will resemble Fu Manchu – or Fu Manchav. Carroll will look exactly the same.