Fab Horror Hair stylings from the curly Argentine
Since Ivan Campo has left Bolton Wanderers, the FA has ruled that the Premier League is not fulfilling its curly-haired Latin quota and has forced Newcastle to sign Argentine centre-back Fabricio Coloccini. The Deportivo La Coruna man is apparently on Tyneside and expected to finalise a £9.1 million move very shortly. Coloccini is a true Horror Hair colossus – I would go as far as to call him the white Valderrama – and it is going to be a pleasure to see that crazy barnet in the Premier League this season.