Horror Hair: Fabricio Coloccini

Ollie Irish

7th, August 2008

Fab Horror Hair stylings from the curly Argentine
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Since Ivan Campo has left Bolton Wanderers, the FA has ruled that the Premier League is not fulfilling its curly-haired Latin quota and has forced Newcastle to sign Argentine centre-back Fabricio Coloccini. The Deportivo La Coruna man is apparently on Tyneside and expected to finalise a £9.1 million move very shortly. Coloccini is a true Horror Hair colossus – I would go as far as to call him the white Valderrama – and it is going to be a pleasure to see that crazy barnet in the Premier League this season.

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