No wonder Newcastle are struggling this season. PC Glenn Roeder has been too busy locking up Gazza to worry about tactics, team selection and inspirational team talks. He might be dull in the world of football, but he is probably one of the most charismatic coppers ever!
For more Glenn Roeder fun-poking, check out this surreal video (not at the office mind!).
[Via The Fiver]
[Rob Parker]