As you might have heard, Jonathan Walters finally achieved a higher state of being last night as the Stoke workhorse’s heroic play-off brace against Bosnia & Herzegovina saw the Republic of Ireland book themselves a place at Euro 2016.
As is the way of the world, a giddy Ireland fan meandered away from the celebrations to head over and alter Walters’ Wikipedia page in order to officially award the striker his much-deserved deification…
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And who are we mere mortals to disagree? God is Walters. Walters is love.