By Chris Wright
The collective blood of the watching public suddenly ran cold this evening as the camera panned along the England side shortly before their opening Euro U21 Championship group game against Portugal.
The reason? Their eyes had all been met by the cold, dead glare of the ‘three-nostriled Hitler demon child’ stationed among the mascots…
SHIT.. you see the 3 nostril Hitler child England U21 pic.twitter.com/1GdKjGcSlU
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) June 18, 2015
Mother, fetch my silver cross.