By Chris Wright
For reasons we’re not even going to pretend to comprehend, there is now a 3D printed, full-scale model of Cristiano Ronaldo in existence…
The model – the one on the right, we think – was knocked up as part of the launch promo for the latest Japanese fitness widget Ronaldo has put his name (and face, and entirely hairless abdomen) to, the MTG SixPad.
Whereas they haven’t quite achieved the fully authentic satin finish of the original, the printed dummy was still lifelike enough to give the man himself the creeps at first…
At least right up until the point that Cristiano decided the model was in fact the second most beautiful thing he’d ever laid his eyes on and immediately made his move…
Sorry ladies, he’s taken…
Somewhere out there, the inventor of the 3D printer is slumped in a corner, silently weeping.