By Chris Wright
A bit of (incredibly) light reading: Penniless and playerless Pompey’s teamsheet for their upcoming pre-season friendly against AFC Wimbledon…
We can just hear the stadium announcer now: “In goal for Portsmouth, No. 1… Oh Christ, hang on…”
Speaking of Portsmouth, this is what the ‘First Team Squad Profiles’ section on their official website looks like at the moment…
Suppose they could always start a 5-a-side team.