By Chris Wright
Given that he was a little bit sheepish about informing his club as to why he’d be missing this weekend’s cup tie against Arbroath in the first place, Bo’ness United player Stewart Divine must have been chuffed to wake up to find his gloriously non-league excuse plastered across the BBC Sport website…
How embarrassing!
Still, could be worse – his cow could’ve gone into labour.
(Via 101GG)